What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

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Lisp Jokes More Lisp Jokes

What do you call salesman with a lisp?

Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!