What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp?

Methy

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Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!