What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

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What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp?

Methy

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What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.