How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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Why do redditors have so many inside jokes?

Because we're too afraid to go outside

What's a Redditor's favorite color?

M'genta

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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.