Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
The knife has a point.
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Because we're too afraid to go outside
M'genta
Punchlines that got married and settled down.
He looks for the punchline
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
Mean.