How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

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What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

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What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

What is a feminist's least favourite Maths topic?

Trigger-nometry.