Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
Because decimals always have a point.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Because 7, 10, 11.
Eggs get laid at least once.
There was a lot of reposting to do
A Bobbitt
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
You do the math"
STUPID AMERICAN!