Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
A knife has a point
About four.
One must simply walk into a bar
To bask in social approval.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
Trigger-nometry.
You do the math"
