What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.