What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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A sub-woofer

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Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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He's all right now.

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You mustard be joking!

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Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

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A frog. It croaks every night.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.