What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.