When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.