When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

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What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.