When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

Previous Random Joke Next

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.