When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

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Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer