What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

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Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Merge Jokes More Merge Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

Big Mac Jokes More Big Mac Jokes

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*