Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.