Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.