Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.