You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
Pit-bull in kids sandpit
A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)
Feedom.
Mortgage Freeman
When you sniff paint, you get high
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
AP Flour
Pneumonia Lisa
A tooter