Sniff Jokes

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

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Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Howdo Jokes More Howdo Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Howdo you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales