Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
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You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !
When you sniff paint, you get high
They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
A bud hound !
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
They have an engineering degree.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
He just nose. All credit to my BFF
Humor is a shift of wit...
Attire...!!
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Brush their teeth!
Just asking for a friend
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
A child with pitchfork in his back
You have to start from scratch.
Quidditching
They both ask for change and never get any.
They both only work with a chain on.
