Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
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You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !
When you sniff paint, you get high
They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
A bud hound !
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
Dumbbelldor.
drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
Please get out of the swimming pool"
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss
Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll
Penny ...
It just makes cents.
Their bills are over dew
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
A chair
In barkinglots.
Ooops... wrong sub.
I don't know, I just fly drones.
