Sniff Jokes

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

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What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

A: Frosted Flakes.

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot

Easter Eggs Jokes More Easter Eggs Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

How do you make a chocolate omelette?

With Easter Eggs!

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?

A radius

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.