How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

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The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.