How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

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What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.