How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.