STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!
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A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
She named him Oedipus.
Out of plaice.
Sea-men. My brother told me that
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
In the kitchen.
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.