STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace
Both are French.
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
A painting only need one nail to hang
There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.
A Chef of course...