What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

What paint is most popular in modern buildings?

Microsoft Paint

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.