How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !