How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

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They're both annoying and want your money.

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

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Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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An ambulance.

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The X-Men

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asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

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You ask them to leave.

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Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

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Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

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Fluoride and the Machine

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

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A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"