What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

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What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"