How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Clerk Jokes More Clerk Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"