How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you give to a man that had everything?

Antibiotics

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

Clerk Jokes More Clerk Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"