How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

Clerk Jokes More Clerk Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!