What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

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What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

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What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.