What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

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Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper