What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

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What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.