What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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How does a man cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Capitalism Jokes More Capitalism Jokes

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.