What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.

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Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper