What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper