What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

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What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

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What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

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What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.