What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

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What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper