What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.