Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
The spelling Teehee
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
Your Mother.
No potatoes.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
Hot cross bunnies !
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
Terrible at CC
