What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul