What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki