What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.