What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar