What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

What color is the sun?

ampnbsp Yellow.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.