What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.