What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What color was George Washington's white horse?

Haha morons

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.