What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter