What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.