What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money