What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.