What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.