What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses