Wet Jokes

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
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How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.