Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

Huge Pile Jokes More Huge Pile Jokes

What do you call a huge pile of kittens?

A meowntain!

What do you call a huge pile of cats?

A Meow-tain!

Toothpaste Jokes More Toothpaste Jokes

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money