Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!