Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."