Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Ice lolly !

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.