Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "