How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...