How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...