How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence