How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.