How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.