Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

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What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.