Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.