Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

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What do you call a black guy that goes into space?

An Afronaut

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.