Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.