Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!