Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

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What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.