Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

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It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.