Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)