Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now