Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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One has parents

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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Just a few klicks away.

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Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Infantry !

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Infantry.

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Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!