Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

Daycare Jokes More Daycare Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.