Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What is the most obvious caretaker?

It's a parent.

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

Daycare Jokes More Daycare Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.