Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What is the most obvious caretaker?

It's a parent.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Daycare Jokes More Daycare Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.