How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

What do you call a teenage cheese cracker?

Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.

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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for