How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

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What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

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How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )