Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.
In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
Because I threw a microwave at him
you get a VHS tape.
Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
We thank you Lord for our daily dead!