Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
Thanks for the mammaries.
A baby in a microwave
Tuna half minutes.
They always have a big bill!
Finger food!
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
