What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done?

Thank you very much for honest sharing.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Grace Jokes More Grace Jokes

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).