Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
Thank you very much for honest sharing.
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.
Isaac Newton died a virgin
Finding half of a roach in your food.
SHORYUKEN***
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon
What base you're counting in.
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).