What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Grace Jokes More Grace Jokes

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave