Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Wham, bam, thank you fam"
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.
Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.
When it's ajar.
bacteria(/spoiler)
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
