Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

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What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

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Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

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I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!