A: He wanted to sing higher!
A bad birch.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
He wanted to go to high school.
Grandpa. :(
A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
With a crowbar.
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
Of chorus.