Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

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Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Chorus Jokes More Chorus Jokes

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!