Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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Cancer. ( )

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To look more like their mom.

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You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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your boat, gently down the stream...

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!