That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
A fridge --
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
