How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.