How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon