How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

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What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

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Annette

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish