How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.