How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

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How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish