What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!