What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology