What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalatapus

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Every 28 days or so.

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!