What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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What ya call a lesbian with large fingers?

Well hung!

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.