What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D

What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?

Lesbiyinz.

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What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!