What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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Timber

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What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!