What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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Because he was always lost at C!

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Pearl Harbor pizza.

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Timber

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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