What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)