What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Why do Christians like Swiss cheese?

It's holey.