What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

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Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo "

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What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.