They pick and choose what they want to believe.
A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Islam.
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
It's more fun to break wind
Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up
Pork and bologne sammiches.
One of them is a big puss
They're afraid of sin
Logic.
