How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.