How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.