How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.