When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.