When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.