When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

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What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!