When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!