How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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War Jokes More War Jokes

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What is a snowman's favorite book ?

War and Frozen Peas !

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

Trample Jokes More Trample Jokes

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.