Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

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What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

What do you call an Angry Bird who just got back from the spa?

A Bird.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Economy Jokes More Economy Jokes

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.

Nest Jokes More Nest Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.