Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

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How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.