Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

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What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.