Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.