Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

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What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

A mousetache.

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

Parking Jokes More Parking Jokes

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

8 Inch Jokes More 8 Inch Jokes

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.