Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
Because her hips won't lie.
Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Because they are pretty and hurt you.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
Camalot is where King Arthur lived !
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.
