Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

Parking Jokes More Parking Jokes

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

8 Inch Jokes More 8 Inch Jokes

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.