Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.