Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
Likud.
From a distance they look like hares!
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
So that they can get closer to the sink.
Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Because it's on the house.
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
