Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
By looking over your shoulder.
I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.
Because women are at the wheel.
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
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Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
