Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Parking Jokes More Parking Jokes

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

8 Inch Jokes More 8 Inch Jokes

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.