Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

Because she was a woman

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Parking Jokes More Parking Jokes

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

8 Inch Jokes More 8 Inch Jokes

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.