Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

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What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

What do you call it when someone from Belarus lies to you?

A Belaruse!

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

Parking Jokes More Parking Jokes

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

8 Inch Jokes More 8 Inch Jokes

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.