Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

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When their lips move

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Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Because they had good high jeans

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

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Because it's on the house.

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.