Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

Lawn Chair Jokes More Lawn Chair Jokes

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.