Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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A sheet in the dark!

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.