What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

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Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.