What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

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What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!