All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"
A bad birch.
Because they only wanted a little drama.
Life.
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
Prison
Family reunions.
1 AM feeling very sleepy.
239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Because 69 is a mouthful
Cause 69's a mouthful!
When you're buying salt.