What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

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What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!