What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.