What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

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What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

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Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

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What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT

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What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!