What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A 500 bill.

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.