What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

You can't get pregnant during '69.

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.