Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.