Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

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What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

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Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

What do old people smell like?

Depends