Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

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What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's colorless and smells sweet?

Chloroform SHHHH..