What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Expression Jokes More Expression Jokes

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.