What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Expression Jokes More Expression Jokes

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.