Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy?

Not right meow, I have a headache."

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a nut make when it has a cold?

CASHEWW!

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)