Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.