Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.