Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What does my finger and lemon pie have in common?

They both have my rang on them.

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What noise does a nut make when it has a cold?

CASHEWW!