A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
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A headache.
Not right meow, I have a headache."
Too many frames.
5 minutes talk to wife.
A paracetamole!
Aleve.
DECAPITATION!!!
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
The noise gave her a headache.
Husband: She's fine.
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Patient: She's out of town.
Ask him to hold open the elevator door
Because they're a diamond dozen
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."
They want to.
Cause it was SoDIMM
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
They multiply!
The wrong answer.
we're walking four abreast."
He spent all day gargoyling.
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
All the trees have square roots.
Cows-mopolitan!
I've got some steak in it.
By long distance.
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
