What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

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What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff