What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Happy Birthday Jokes More Happy Birthday Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!