What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!