What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!