Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo
Because the cow has the udder
Cow-caine
Didn't wake up this morning..."
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!