What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo