What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?

Soul

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!