Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Where does a dog get a new tail?

At the Retail Store