Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D