Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

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What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D