Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Tail Store Jokes More Tail Store Jokes

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D